Tony Blair - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 29 February 2020
So, an extra day. How will I spend it?
Maybe I could watch some football, phone up George, see if he misses being President as much as I miss being Prime Minister.
I could phone up Boris Johnson, see if he fancies a last-minute trip to a flood-plain.
I know, I will spend it listening to Bryan Ferry albums. He does Pilates, you know?
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