Tony Blair - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 August 2012

I'm a smidge disappointed that the British public have not welcomed the prospect of my returning to mainstream British politics with eager joy, hope, and thanksgiving.

After all I've done for them.

Okay... maybe I've overdone the 'I'm a grand statesman' bit. But with all I know about those in government, you'll see they have not come out and said anything bad or suggested my return would be a bad idea, or that I am unwelcome have they?

They dare not... I could tell you such a lot about their...

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