Tony Blair - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 August 2012

I am deeply worried' that the UK might leave the EU if the population were given a referendum on the subject.

This is much too important a debate to take to the proletariat voters, who are only concerned about the massive immigrations that it is already to late to change, the price of their beer, fags, and dope, unemployment etc.

The financial sector needs protecting at all costs, and leaving Europe will not help them.

Mind you, I really should have absolutely no worries there though, because the people of the UK will never be offered the choice!

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