Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2014

Sunday 23 November 2014

Dear Diary- Gosh darn it, I have sure been having a great time! I was dating that Laura Prepon lady who is the same religion as me and she asked me h...

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Friday 07 November 2014

Gosh, I guess I'll go to the Scamatology meeting and wear my big medal my BFF Davey gave me. I always like standing by him because he's even shorter t...

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October 2014

Tuesday 21 October 2014

Dear Diary, Well I really impressed those Scamatology clams today at the Scamatology party. I wore my official, one-of-a-kind Blessed Diamond-Plati...

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March 2014

Wednesday 05 March 2014

Dear Diary- Wow, this Scientology thing is really getting to be a drag. I've been through three wives and now I still have to get rid of all these b...

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January 2014

Tuesday 14 January 2014

Dear Diary- Well, it looks like they've stopped expecting me to see my child with Katie-Sori, or Sorry, or whatever her name is. It is really a reli...

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