Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2008

Sunday 14 December 2008

Dear Diary, This time it isn't working. I promsie her all my money, i give her fame, fortune all i ask for is that she plays happy wife whilst I st...

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November 2008

Monday 24 November 2008

Well, Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat, so please put some platform shoes in little Tommies hat. Got up in great form today. We do...

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October 2008

Friday 10 October 2008

The newspaper mispelled my name again today. It read, Tom Crude. Well, at least it didn't reveal my real name, Xenu Mapother Dinkeldorf. Thank good...

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September 2008

Saturday 06 September 2008

8.00 Straight out of bed today for a busy day. Pastor Gonzo from the Planet Zog is visiting to give us an update on how things are going for L Ron now...

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August 2008

Tuesday 19 August 2008

9am - Returned this morning from Alpha Zot Nine in the Nong Galaxy. Had been to a meeting with L Ron's brother. 10am - Had to get the DIY box out f...

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June 2008

Sunday 08 June 2008

Dear Diary, HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA, if i can keep on laughing for another five years maybe the gay thoughts will finally go...

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April 2008

Sunday 06 April 2008

This audition I went for was a total bust........

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