The Pope - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
Remind me put you in the safe afterwards, 'cause this is heavy duty kaka what I am about to tell you! I've been thinking of becoming a born-again Christian, because this catholic stuff is a bit too heavy-handed for my liking.
The upside to this idea is that I would probably get crucified(like Junior!) by my cardinals, but the downside is that I would have to do without my Pope mobile and such... And I do so like people kissing my tooshy!
Hummmm, I think I'll stay Pope. It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it!
Chamberlain, where are my slippers!
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