The Pope - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 12 May 2012

I was sooo glad when Bishop Dinky gave me a miniature Pope mobile for my birthday, complete with toy security men aswell! I think I shall promote him to cardinal for his kindness. One good deed deserves another, does it not? And he is such a schnuky of a man. Bless his soon-to-be purple socks, hihi. Excuse the levity, Dear God. Night, night, God! And don't let the heretics bite...

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