Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

Well thank you very much Man Ure and Tottenham.
I had way too much money on you, all you had to do was win, you poxy twats, but no, you could only draw.

I'll have to do well in the January transfer market to make some of that back.
If you had done your jobs probably then I may have been able to make a couple of decent signings with the winnings, but no, I'll probably have to make do with the dregs and the loan market.

Bastards.

Oh well, I hope Curtis Davies, Greg Cunningham and Kyle Naughton decide to stay, they are a big help in the nightclubs.

Ugly fuckers, but the ladies seem to like them.............