Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Och aye, I've got a new diary. Good Gordon Highlanders. I'm gobsmacked but ye ken I'm gonna gi' it me best te write in it every day.

Can ye believe it? A wee wifie wi' a love of singing now has a big house in wee Blackburn. God love the Blackburn folk. An' a just hope those loonies wi' the red scarves don't come bothering me in ma new hoos.

I've moved ma new furniture in but this wee hoos is so bloody big I'm gonna need more.

A have an idea to turn one of the wee bedrooms inta a dance studio with big mirrers, the lot. A need somewhere to practise ma wiggle and some new moves wi' which to wow the audience.

A am planning a house warming party. Ohhh yessss! A am writing up the guest list on another page.

Tattee bye fer noo.

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