Silvio Berlusconi - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 September 2012

A few of the women I have loved...

Veronica Lario, 52, My long suffering wife of 20 years and mother of my three children.

Noemi Letitzia, 18, schoolgirl who calls me 'Papi' and who has been the subject of media spotlight after it emerged I had visited her coming of age party and gave her a 6000 euro gold and diamond necklace.

Barbara Matera, 28, science graduate and the only successful one of the original four showgirl candidates to be put forward as MEP.

Angela Sozio, 31, Flame-haired Angela has appeared on Grande Fratello - Italy's Big Brother - and was famously snapped sitting on my knee two years ago at a weekend break with four other women at my luxury villa in Sardinia.

I betta you lotta are jealousa eh?

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