Silvio Berlusconi - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 15 September 2012
Jeeezus chrise! Bluddddy 'ellllllllllllllllllll.
Looks like meee jammy todger has gotta me inta da trubble again.
As well as tv channels in Italy, my vast media empire inclooods the Closer magazine in France. Yesterday they printed pictures of Princess Kate Middleton with her baps out on holiday.
Zee stooopid foools. Those pictures were mean't for my PRIVATE USE!
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