Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 May 2011

Good evening Diary,

I have been thinking about the things that matter most to me in this country and fixing the economy isn't one of them. Instead, I want to focus on more important issues like Nacho cheese Doritos crisis. For years it's been a questionable debate on if Doritos are Mexican or American. They taste like a typical Mexican food but are made in an American country. What's up with that? Or maybe it would be better If we simply called Doritos Mexican American. This would solve the problem and break the racial barriers between both races. Giving it this name would not upset the Mexicans and still give America partial credit for something we didn't make. Besides, We can't afford to piss of the Mexicans because who else is gonna wash those cars and pick that fruit.If I want Mexican food then I will go to Taco Bell. Taco Bell is also an American company serving Mexican food. What's up with that? If I were President these would be the issues that would keep me up at night. I care about the things that matter here in America and I'm tired of people judging me in the wrong way. If I'm elected President in 2012 I'll be sure to fire the people on Obama's team who didn't believe in me which would be everyone. I'm a Maverick and they don't die so easily....till next time

Sarah(the maverick)Palin


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