Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
I really can't be arsed with Christmas this year. I will give it a rest until 2009.
Received a letter from Al Gore. This year he wants a 6 litre Mercedes and a Jetstream.
Only three weeks to go, and then I have to do some work............... Bah, humbug.
October 9th - Cards now in high street stores in Tottenham. Anyone would think that it is very nearly Christmas. Bah, humbug.
August 12 - I wish I had other things to do. I can't even go on holiday, everybody knows me, and do you really think I would look good...
Dear Diary, the elves are getting restless. Last night some of them broke into the liquor cabinet and opened a couple of bottles of absinthe.
Dear Diary, It's been another successful Christmas! I still didn't go to North Korea though, because last time they tried to shoot...