Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 November 2009

Okay, I'm officially in the malls and department stores now. I'm getting lots of polaroids taken with whiney and screaming kids who don't know who I am. I'm getting my beard pulled to see whether or not it is fake. I'm getting my leg peed or or getting sat on by kids with poopy pants. I'm getting barfed on by kids that just ate too much corn dog in the food court. I'm having snot nosed brats cuss me out for not giving them ponies last year or demand more crap this year. I've got kids speaking in languages I've never even heard of or trying to give me the "you know my name" garbage.

I can't wait for January. I really, really, really hate Christmas!