Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 November 2009

I had to ride for hours at the back of that Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday. My sleigh definitely needs to get into the shop, because the padding on the seat has gotten pretty flat and lumpy.

My ass is so tired from sitting there so long, I'll bet I have bruises and bed sores. It hurt so bad that I slept on my stomach last night.

I think I'll have to hire me a helper to ride in that parade from now on. I know that I have a contract, but it's up for renewal and I'm getting too old for that.

It was a Miracle that I survived the parade down 34th Street this year!

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