Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 November 2009

Dear Diary
Had to take the sleigh in for servicing today.
That's gonna be 750 quid, at least.

Reindeer are still playing up, Blitzen is being a little shit. Keeps trying to hump Donner. Wouldn't mind, but Donner's not that way inclined.

Mrs Claus is still drinking heavily. Had a row about the credit cards again tonight. I really think it's time.
We're on our own, people won't notice for a few months at least.

Don't know which way to do it though.
Choices, choices.

Johnny wants a bicycle.