Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 May 2009

It's May now, so no one cares about Santa Claus. This is the time of year when the clothes start coming off and the bikinis and halter tops start popping up.

Why couldn't Christmas come in the summer time everywhere? Right now, the only place that Christmas comes in the summer is in South America. The main problem with that is that the African tribals and Aborigines never wear any clothes and all of the Brazilian beaches are topless anyway, so all the Southern Hemisphere stuff is nothing new.

I think I'll head down south for a few weeks and check out the "bad girls." I'll have to tell Mrs. Claus that I'm on a fact finding mission or buying hay for the reindeer or something.