Santa Claus - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 11 March 2009
Ah crap. I got the sugars.
Guess I'll switch to aspartame.
It works for all the kids I poisoned last year.
That's right. I can't do this anymore, and I don't want to sit around the hour.
Let's see, I weigh in at 400 pounds.
That will take just 26 grams of aspartame.
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