Roy Hodgson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 September 2012

The Manchester United winger Ashley Young is the latest player to have to pull out of my squad for the first two World Cup qualifiers against Moldova and Ukraine with a knee injury picked up last weekend.

Load of chicken livered accident prone gits I've got to pick from innit?

The squad is:

Goalkeepers: Joe Hart (Man City), John Ruddy (Norwich City), Jack Butland (Birmingham City).

Defenders: Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Joleon Lescott (Man City), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Kyle Walker (Tottenham Hotspur), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), John Terry (Chelsea), Leighton Baines (Everton), Ryan Bertrand (Chelsea).

Midfielders: Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Michael Carrick (Man Utd), Tom Cleverley (Man Utd), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Adam Johnson (Sunderland), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Theo Walcott (Arsenal), James Milner (Man City).

Forwards: Jermain Defoe (Tottenham Hotspur), Andy Carroll (West Ham), Danny Welbeck (Man Utd), Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea).

As of today anyway, one of 'em might crack a fingernail, get a split hair, or trap his pinkie in his (or someone else's) zip though!

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