Roy Hodgson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

I hope the England fans don't fret too much about the Euro results.

As soon as I learn to speak Swiss and Italian, they'll begin to understand what I want of them. I learnt Swedish in me first management job at Halmstads HK, where I led them to their first league title in 1976, and again in 1979.

The England team have been missing penalties for donkey's years.

Probably will carry on with so many getting lucrative advertising jobs after they miss a shot?

Still, the money's good!