Ross Kemp - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ross Kemp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ross Kemp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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February 2023

Sunday 12 February 2023

The Brits 2023. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Still, the cocktails are good, and I only have to endure Sam Smith's v…

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Monday 06 February 2023

I see that Liz Truss is trying to make a comeback. Perhaps I should do the same. Danny Dyer has waded into my patch, with his dainty little trotters,…

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