Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 17 June 2007

Dear Diary,

Another diet started yet again..... it's been 4 hours, and I'm starting to have cravings for McDonalds and Burger King. I have only eaten 2 bread sticks and half a jar of peanut butter. At least it's not like the last diet, where I consumed 2 toilet rolls, a box of kleenex and a packet of napkins... I must ring Oprah!!!