Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 May 2007

My Life Goals

1.To Eat as Many junk as possible so that all the world can see what happens when you eat too much you eventually expload.

2.To teach Humans (yes world!!! i'm a fat alien i never told you that, hdfgbfgndfbgng in alian language that means ching chong sometimes i can be such a racist bastard and look i can't spell duh? i'm an alien aliens are so stupid.)

3.You know that people actually beileve what i say that's my main goal to say any shit and people beileve and lick my bad fat ass) i'm such a fat slob.

4.i'm afriad of dead people that's why i try and wake up the dead and that's my goal since i'm an alien i have all kinds of interclatic powers usa.

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