Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 July 2012

My first Maid's second assistant maid's assistant, told her that Roger Federer, the Swiss chappie had beaten one of One's Scottish proletariat's from Glasgow at Wimbledon.

One knew this already, and one was seething!

Murray should have followed his father's footsteps and gone to play in the Scottish Football League instead of tennis.

It's a good job One is used to One's citizens failing at Wimbledon!