Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 July 2012

It was a banner day for the Olympic torch: It visited One at Winsor Castle, was carried by the man who broke the 4-minute mile and by Britain's greatest Olympic rower.

Gina Macgregor, a sodden 74-year-old runner, carried the torch to One's castle.

The day began with the torch being held aloft by 83-year-old Roger Bannister, who in 1954 became the first runner to smash the 4-minute mile.

I understand that the torch passed a naked protester... but I missed that... someone will pay for it!


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