Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

My 3rd butler's 2nd assistant's secretary informs one that for the first time the Cartier 'Style et Luxe' vehicle concours d'elegance at the Goodwood Festival of Speed is focusing on a single collection of vehicles - Mine! These will include One's Citroen SM Decapotable, One's 1950 Lincoln Cosmopolitan 'bubble top', One's 1953 Humber Super Snipe Drophead, The working cars class includes a 1956 Ford Zephyr Estate, purpose built to carry luggage, One's 1961 Vauxhall Cresta Friary Estate, used to transport One's corgis and One's 1951 Ford V8 Pilot Shooting Brake, ordered built on a chassis 12 inches longer than normal. Also included are One's Rover P5, One's Daimler Double Six and Prince Philip's 1961 Alvis TD21 SII Drophead Coupé. They tell me One's proletariat can have a good day out for less then £1000 there.

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