Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 July 2012

One and One's Duke of Edinburgh visited Glasgow today, on One's third day of One's royal trip to celebrate One's Diamond Jubilee.

Again One's proletariat commoners gathered waving One's Union flags outside the cathedral to greet One.

Fanfare trumpeters from One's band of One's Royal Marines Scotland sounded a fanfare as One and the Duke entered the cathedral.

It'd been an eye opener for One today, I saw my first Big Issue seller!

It's the constant having to smile at them that tires one so!