Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 June 2012

One's royal family are looking for a new housekeeper to run One's Buckingham Palace.

The ideal candidate must have experience and vast knowledge of the hospitality industry, and know how to live on a minimum wage.

Responsibilities will include overseeing the royal venues and managing a £2.9 million budget for cleaning, food and parties.

It is absolutely essential that the proletariat hired will knows how to prepare Loch Fyne kippers, how to properly pour/serve Bollinger champagne, and when not to speak!

Absolute honesty is required, so I cannot take applications from MPs!

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