Prince William - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 23 June 2012

What a week! 30 years old this week. Lovely pair of socks from The wife aka Kate Middleton. Was hoping for England v Italy Euro 12 tickets but hey ho you cant have everything.

On the upside I have inherited around £10 million quid left to me by my mother. I might go mad and spend a bit, and invest the rest in some offshore tax avoidance scheme. Reminds me, must give Jimmy Carr a call.