Prince William - My Fake Diary

Friday, 16 February 2018

Well, I've got to go out and get some more milk, biscuits, and the paper. George could go himself, but I don't think it is really fair to send a toddler, when I, a prince of the realm could be doing it instead.
Kate said that the walk would do me good, but I really don't want to see anyone. They always want to stop and talk to me, or wave, or have selfies taken with me. It is charming, and harmless etc, but it is still a pain. Anyway, must go, the security chaps want to go. It is only a short walk, but I have to be followed everywhere, don't I?