Prince William - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 July 2013

That's it! Baby Prince George Alexander Louis is out.
Mother and heir are doing fine.
The third heir to the throne has more hair than his papa.

Bit disappointed that Alan Partridge has tried to steal my thunder this week, releasing his film Alpha Papa, when everyone should be congratulating me on being the 'Alpha Papa'. I want him thrown in the tower.