Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary
Monday, 21 November 2011
I'm beginning to wonder if I dropped a clanger marrying Nancy Shevell she is insatiable in bed and I'm right knackered out! OK, yes we used to have the odd shag while dating, the usual quickies here and there like you do man, but I just had no idea she wanted it 24/7.
Lets face it, I am a creative and sensitive artist and need time to sit quietly and compose my next song collection, but this is proving impossible with Nancy wandering around the house bollock naked all day.It's got to the stage where I am having to sit in the crapper all day writng on the pretence of having the shits, mind you that's no excuse as my last album was a load of crap anyway.
|Previous Dates||Next Dates|