Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Dear Dairy -

I just got off the phone with Yoko Ono and I regret to say that she still refuses to honor my request regarding the song "Yesterday."

This marked the eighth time that I have talked to her about having John Lennon's name removed from the writer's credit since I am the one who wrote all the lyrics and all the music.

It is not that I need the money, because as it is I have close to $1 billion. It is just that it is one of my favorite Beatles songs and I want my name and my name only showing as the songwriter.

I do not know why Yoko is being such a bitch. Okay so 40 years ago I told her that she looked like a Japanese scarecrow but hey I was kind of drunk at the time.

Oh well. I guess I'll try again in a few months.

Paul (The sole writer of Yesterday)