Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 March 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I just picked up me suit from the cleaners - the one I will be wearing to the Royal Wedding.

I am really looking forward to the big hullabaloo. It seems like lately I really don't go anywhere. I just sit at home watching reruns of the old Benny Hill Show and Monty Python's Flying Circus.

I did write a song yesterday. The working title is "Sizzled Bacon" but I am sure that I will change it once I think of something a bit more clever like I did with "Scrambled Egg" which ended up becoming "Yesterday."

Well I best get me a glass of tea and a crumpet. I see that Benny Hill is fixing to start.


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