Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 July 2011

I am dead excited. I'm gonna be opening the 2012 Olympics in London.

This is better than being a Beatle. I'll get to meet athletes from all around the world.

Now I have to make a list of people I want to perform with me. I just love Billy Connolly but I don't think he'd go down too well with the Olympic Committee.

I wonder if Ringo's free............I'll give him a ring..(ha! ha!)

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