Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 April 2006

Darn rebates! I buy the nuke with a $4,500 rebate, and now they tell me they didn't get the form! I know I mailed it in, how could they not have gott...

Oh. I'll bet it was that darn CIA, or some other cursed American devil-worshipping intelligence agency. Those weasels. Trying to blow me up with cruise missiles is one thing, but this is just underhanded! @E#%! crooks!

I was committed to the cause before, but now I'm pissed. This is personal- $4,500 worth of personal. Next thing you know, they'll be stealing my coupons for nerve gas.

And I'll bet that nuke dealer sold me a lemon, too. I'll bet it's a dud. Heck, what with the fine quality of Soviet workmanship, I'm surprised it hasn't fallen apart already.

Well, I may not be threatening as of right now, but they crossed the line, and I'll find a way to get back at them. Maybe I'll hit the World Trade C... oh, yeah, we already did that. Twice. Never mind.

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