Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 May 2006

Spent yesterday evening tidying up the cave a bit. I picked up the grenades, filed the top-secret terrorist plans in a cabinet, and reorganized my weapons shelf. Gosh, this place can get messy sometimes. I'm thinking of wallpapering the cave, too. Maybe I'll get some nice calligraphy with verses from the Koran. Better still, I could get the pink and white candystripes.