Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 4 January 2018

Well, that was a turn up for the trousers. Me, I mean little old me, a Sir, a Knight of the Realm. That's really going to piss of my old mate David Cameron, isn't it? I get a reward, and he gets to wear the same blue polo shirt for the rest of his life. Still, there's the breaks. I had to sell out my party for David to hang onto power, Teresa May has never done that, has she? What, you mean she did?