Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Monday, 22 April 2013

Now that the "grand dame" is gone, the time is ripe for us Lib Dems to usurp the Tories and take over this facile Government. When that's accomplished, we can implement our real agenda: the complete transformation of Britain into a totalitarian state with me as its supreme head of state. Of course that would leave one small problem...the residents of Buckingham Palace. Garcon, bring me the guillotine please.