Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 June 2014

Today I have finally posted off applications to The Monster Raving Looney Party and The Green Party for jobs as tea boy.

I see Susannah Reid is the wanking material for today. Sometimes it's Beach Volleyball or The Real Housewives of Orange County. I never masturbate but if I did I would probably watch The One Show with that gorgeous Alex Jones. Been nice talking to you. Quick ciggy then another kind of fag.

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