Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 August 2012

I was last week urged to hand back the Liberal Democrats' "dodgy donation" of £2.4 million by Scottish conman Michael Brown.

That's just what I need innit!

Below UKIP in the polls, Cameron *ucking up all me plans, Gordon Brown laughing at me, and the Lib-Dems down to 10% in the voting intentions polls compared to the 24% we had at the last general election…