Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 1 September 2012

I must have made a strange sight as I walked down the aisle of my easyJet flight on bank holiday Monday, with my youngest son, who had decided to turn into a dog!

Miguel decided to walk on all fours down the aisle after our plane landed back in Britain after my family's traditional summer holiday in Spain, the country of birth of my wife, Miriam.

I said at the time: "Miguel is three, coming up 16. He is the most adorable, bright but wilful little child. I travelled back with him on easyJet because Miriam had to go on a business trip. He decided that he was going to leave the plane as a dog on all fours. Everyone of course recognised me on the plane while I was going: 'Miguel, you are not a dog, please get up.' He's a three-year-old and he said, 'No.'"