Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 30 October 2011

Dear Diary,
I'm totally pissed off with Cameron, the wanker is never here and always swanning around the fucking world like a cutprice Tony Blair leaving me with all the shit jobs and decision making. He knows I am no good at making tea and coffee and how do I know what bloody biscuits the Tory MP's prefer!