Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 December 2010

What a victory! The House of Commons passed our legislation without a fuss and the fuzz dealt with the annoying irritants in the street outside.

We march in the Coalition to a great triumph if there is ever another election. Everyone is congratulating me on my firm stand. 'You could be made of Sheffield steel' said one of my admiring constituents at a secret meeting somewhere near the town.