Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 February 2011

I am so exhausted I can hardly find the energy to write my diary. But I'm tough - you've got to give me that. Helping out that creep Osborne over the need for growth, keeping the Party together with Vince and the others caught with their trousers down, backing David with those knowing smiles during Question Time.
I certainly earn my money. Despite everything, it has been worth it. Forget the Opinion Polls, there's no election for years. Vince has blown his nuclear weapon and is no rival any more.