Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 August 2012

The French award, known in French as the "Ordre national de la Légion d'honneur", was created in 1802 by myself, and it is the highest decoration bestowed by the nation on outstanding individuals.

To be awarded the order, a person require a flawless performance of one's trade as well as doing more than ordinarily expected, such as being creative and contributing to the growth of others.

I'd like to award honour to British politicians who have contributed to Frances growth - by selling BT, NHS contracts, and getting rid of the British car industry... all helping ma France to become richer and more powerful!

Les idiots!

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