Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 August 2012

Today is the anniversary of one of my most famoustest quotes:

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

A Scottish actor, Paisley-born Tom Conti claims he is directly related to me - he must be excited at finding out he is related to the great Napoleon Bonaparte!

I wonder who his great grandmother was?


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