Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 April 2012

Myself, Joseph Stalin, Hitler, and Mao Si Tung have been cast off to a planet in the Xiolougcal Universe, because Hell was getting a bit overcrowded.

It is only a small planet, with no population for us to kill and torture, or enough land for us to try and conquer, and no wealth at all.

Still they've saved a couple of places for George W Bush and David Cameron... heaven help US when they arrive!