Napoleon - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 10 July 2010
I wanna invade Britain, then I will have a larger Empire, I also wanna take Spain too, then I will rule most of the world, maybe even all of it, and everyone will bow down to me and say all hail Napoleon.
I will remove all Aborigines from Australia and resettle them in Brazil so that all of Australia will be a place to house all of the world's convicts.
All convicts will be sterilized so that they cannot have children at all, they will have to produce goods for the law abiding and die in Australia as well, the dead convicts will be fed to the vultures.