Napoleon - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 19 July 2012
I popped down to do a bit of haunting on the Isle of Elba this week, not been down there for donkeys years.
They inprisoned me there, but I escaped returned to power, but was rather unfortunately defeated at the Battle of Waterloo, and confined on the island of Saint Helena. But I prefer Elba, do you know they they have my face looking down from imperial residences and commemorative plaques. They decorate souvenir mugs with my mug too!. My name is even on the label on their mineral water!
Nice to be remembered and appreciated... so I decided not to haunt Elba after all, and will go to the London Olympics instead... that is if the Big Issue sellers security don't mind, eh eh eh!
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